Quotes By George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

George Burns

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include myself.

George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

George Burns

I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.

George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

George Burns

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

George Burns

Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family ... in another city.

George Burns

Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

George Burns

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

George Burns

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

George Burns

I look better feel better make love better and I'll tell you something else ... I never lied better.

George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

George Burns

In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that the rest is easy.

George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.

George Burns

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

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